The Fashion Police and the Pit Crew
Fashion Police are here to protect you from tragic fashion
faux pas. With advanced electronic equipment to measure
the size of your flares and the colour of your cardigan,
you will feel confident that your event will be free of
Pit Crew assist the Fashion Police as they respond to the
2 way radio requests for back up. Walking as a group the
are a quick response team for the more serious fashion infringements.
The Pit Crew surround and cone off the emergency area and
then apply fashion first aid in the form of a dandruff brush
off, shoe polish, mirror check and then give the all clear
team can work in any combination from 1 cop to the full
team of 6.